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Curry a la Catastrophe

Posted in recipes by colin
Jul 25 2009
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Ok, so I got this recipe for chicken curry, but here’s the thing: Not once did this person state a quantity of any sort. We will have to approach this one from the “Wing It” angle. WARNING: The conversation itself is boring. Seriously, terribly dull.

You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: 16
You: not how old
You: but anyway, 16 is cool.
Stranger: sorry i misread. and i’m good thanks, you?
You: i’m good. hey, i have a question for you
You: i’m learning how to cook. do you have a favorite recipe?
Stranger: Oooo probably meatballs or thai green curry
You: i’ve never heard of green curry before, just red and yellow
Stranger: Oh well then, just curry then
You: do you know how to make it?
Stranger: one second, i’ll double check
You: haha, ok
Stranger: right. fry some onions
Stranger: then add some chille and garlic and ginger and fry for five more minutes
You: sounds good so far
Stranger: add spices, cumin, tumeric, curry powder, garam massalla,coriander and salt
Stranger: cook on low for five more mins
Stranger: Add the tomato puree and tomatoes and bring to a boil. Then reduce the heat and let it all bubble away for 10 minutes.
You: ok, so it should simmer for a while
Stranger: Add the chicken and continue to cook for half and hour
Stranger: basically yeah
You: does the chicken go in raw, or do you have to cook it first?
Stranger: raw
You: ok, cool
Stranger: then you cook it with the sauce for a half an hour then check to make sure it cooked
Stranger: although if your just starting to cook it could be better to start of a bit simpler like spaggetti bolgnese
You: i can cook a little bit, but just simple stuff
You: i’ve pretty much got spaghetti down
You: where are you from?
Stranger: uk
You: i hear you guys have a lot of good indian and pakistani food there
You: there are a few good places on my street but it’s too expensive to eat out
Stranger: i don’t really eat to much indian food, prefer chinese
You: how about british food? fish and chips, bangers and mash, all that stuff
Stranger: yeah thats nice

You have disconnected.


I’m not even posting the rest, that’s how boring it was. But the curry is going to rock.

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  • Curry, tested » Stranger Eats says:
    August 23, 2009 at 9:40 pm

    [...] tested Posted in good, recipes by colin Aug 23 2009 TrackBack Address. This week we tested the curry recipe. As you may remember, the recipe didn’t state any sort of quantity for any of its ingredients. [...]

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