Stranger Eats

In Holland, they apparently like to glue multiple sandwiches together with melted cheese. Funny, seems like something we would have invented in America. It’s OK, we didn’t invent the sandwich, but we can invent the Hot Cheese Glue Gun that will make them easy to make without a grill.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger…

Stranger: hey

You: hello

You: don’t leave me hanging like my last conversation partner

Stranger: well make me stay then

You: ok

You: i’ve got a dilemma

You: i’m trying to learn how to cook, but nobody will help me

Stranger: what do you want to cook

You: i’m up for anything, i’m not a very picky eater

You: what is something you like to make?

Stranger: i dont like to cook

Stranger: but i like salad

You: that sounds good

Stranger: and sandwiches

Stranger: how come you cant cook

You: idk, i just never learned

You: i can cook some things, but i want to learn to cook more

You: what is your favorite sandwhich?

Stranger: you should ask your mother or fathee

Stranger: smoked salmon

You: that sounds really good

Stranger: or grilled cheese

You: can you humor me and tell me how you make a grilled cheese?

Stranger: haha thats not a very funny story

Stranger: you take two sandwiches en put some cheese and ham between them

Stranger: and then you put it on the grill

Stranger: its called a ‘tosti’ in my country

You: cool

You: what country are you from?

Stranger: holland

Stranger: we are good with cheese

You: what’s is your favorite kind of cheese to use?

Stranger: uhhh in sandwiches young cheese

Stranger: or bree

Stranger: im afraid i have to go

You: me too

You: thanks for the food talk

Stranger: yes youre welcome

Your conversational partner has disconnected.