Honestly, I’m surprised this conversation went on as long as it did. This doesn’t contain a recipe, but we started by talking like pirates, so I post this in honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
You: Hello
Stranger: hello matey
You: Pirate talk does not intimidate me
Stranger: i did not intend it to
You: Shiver me timbers, a friendly pirate
Stranger: im not intimidate..
Stranger: d
You: Hohoho, I wasn’t meaning ter frighten yeh either
You: I jus’ though’ I’d talk in your tongue is all
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i dont like it
Stranger: speak normally please
You: Aye-aye
You: Sorry
You: Ok
You: Once I get into foreign language mode, I get stuck on it
Stranger: ahha
Stranger: i wouldnt consider pirate a language
Stranger: but thats cool i guess
You: I took it in college
Stranger: very interesting
You: It was a good class
You: Interesting professor
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: how many legs did he have?
You: Wooden or meat?
Stranger: meat
You: One
You: And a half
Stranger: ahhaha
Stranger: cool
You: Yeah
You: It’s always best to learn from a native speaker when you can
You: Speaking of learning
You: Do you know how to cook?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: im a 15 yr old guy
Stranger: of course not
You: Like, you can’t cook anything at all?
Stranger: all i cook is premade cinnamin buns
Stranger: thats all i cook
Stranger: besides toast and stuff
You: Define “stuff”
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: soup
You: How do you make soup?
Stranger: pour a cup of cambells into a pot
Stranger: add water in the can
Stranger: pour it in
Stranger: warm it until its hot
Stranger: enjoy
You: Ok, you lost me
You: You do what?
Stranger: why are you asking me this
Stranger: obvz you know how
You: What do you mean, obvz?
Stranger: obviously
You: Oh
You: I don’t know how to make soup
Stranger: do you live in a bubble?
You: No, but that would rock
You: Or… roll!
Stranger: lawlzsquid
You: Ok, so soup
You: It’s in a can?
You: Is that like a gourd?
Stranger: no…
Stranger: far from it
You: Oh
You: More like a mellon?
Stranger: noo!
You: I thought soup was a liquid?
Stranger: it is..
You: What other vegetables hold liquid in them?
Stranger: sorry im not fun
Stranger: coconut
You: Oh, of course
You: Ok, so can is like a coconut?
You: Where do they grow?
Stranger: no a can is nothing like a coconut
Stranger: coconuts grow in tropical places
You: I know, they are easy to find
You: I have never seen cans growing
You: Well, I might have, but didn’t know what they were
You: Is can a local word?
Stranger: they are manufactored
Stranger: not grown
You: What do you mean?
Stranger: people make them
Stranger: from metals
You: In my country, it is a great dishonor to do anything with your metals
You: If you are the winner of a contest, you should always treasure your metal
Stranger: bleh
Stranger: you dont interest me
You: Hang on, I need to get my lasanga out of the oven
You: brb
Stranger: okay
You: Nevermind, it isn’t ready yet
You: Ok, so where to find cans of soup?
Stranger: oh man
Stranger: in a food store
You: Like the market?
You: How many pounds of cans do I need to buy for a bowl of soup?
Stranger: i have a headache
Stranger: i hope you can find someone more lively
You: What are cans?
You: I want to make your foods
You: Are you in the US?
Stranger: yes
You: I want to taste American foods
You: Do you know any other words for cans?
You: I may have learned a dfferent English word for them
Stranger: nope
You: What shape are they?
Stranger: cylandrical
You: Like a jar?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: but metal
You: How do you get food from metal?
Stranger: the can contains food
Stranger: it is holowed
You: What is the skin texture like?
Stranger: well it doesnt have skin
Stranger: but if it did
You: Strange
Stranger: it would be smooth and cold
You: Like stone?
Stranger: sure
You: Inside the hollowed metal can, what part is edible?
You: Do they have many seeds?
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: im going in the shower
Stranger: you bother me
You: How do you peel a can?
Stranger: goodbye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.