This long conversation gave incredible insight into this Norway’s culture. It makes me simultaneously want to go to and avoid Norway. The recipe didn’t come out until near the end, so feel free to skip down about two-thirds of the way.
Another thing, I thought potatoes were the vegetable that could be prepared in an infinite number of ways. Why do we only get recipes for “roasted or boiled with brown sauce?” Personally, I like my potatoes like I like my Omegos: Baked.
You: Aloha
Stranger: aloha!
Stranger: What up?
Stranger: Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender. This message will not be viewed by Stranger.
You: Hahaha
Stranger: nice huh?
You: Funny
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: im fucking hilarious
Stranger: ..sex offender
Stranger: me..
Stranger: hah..
Stranger: no..way..no way….at.all..eh..
Stranger: 
You: aww
You: You’re so unlucky with the ladies you can’t even molest someone?
Stranger: Switch the sex,
You: You’re so unlucky with the dudes that you can’t even molest one?
Stranger: Sure thing
You: It’s actually hard to molest a guy, we’ll take a whole lot before it becomes molestation
Stranger: Have a hard wish to meet someone with the shallow hal symtpones
Stranger: symptones
Stranger: Nothing is hard with a gun.
You: I’m hard when i have a gun
You: You can interpret that however you want
Stranger: Im considering it right now.
Stranger: So.. whatup?
You: I never know how to respond to that
You: I’m so awkward
Stranger: or….you masterbate ALOT?
You: No, not a whole lot of masturbation, I’ve kind of grown out of that
Stranger: aha
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: I need some juice.
Stranger: im thirsty
Stranger: I will be right bakc.
Stranger: back
Stranger: ..at ya
You: Are you stoned?
Stranger: pretty much yea
Stranger: Im actually so fucking baked… That I forgot to pickup the juice.
You: Weird how it comes out in the text
Stranger: Now.. I will pickup my juice.
Stranger: juice is fucking good.
Stranger: So, you smoke too?
Stranger: or why should I bother
Stranger: everyone is like “oh you smoke too, then we have this ONE thing in common”
Stranger: im sick of it, I only smoke for medical ……insert word cause I cant recall it
Stranger: (that is a lie.. im a drug addict)
Stranger: it prevents withdrawal symptoms, that’s a medical reason enough for me
You: Do you have your juice?
Stranger: I surely got my juice.
Stranger: Im from norway by the way
Stranger: yep.. Thats me.
You: Norway’s cool
You: i’m from the US
Stranger: Nice
Stranger: Still from Norway.
You: What are the drug laws like there?
Stranger: Weeeeeell my dear US friend.
Stranger: Norway.. Thats one conservative country.
Stranger: even Kava is illegal in this country.
You: Interesting
Stranger: 20 for alcohol, 18 for tobacco.
You: I was thinking Europe was more lenient than the US in that way
You: It’s 21 for alcohol here
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: 2 fucking 1
You: Yeah
Stranger: Actually we have a split policy on alcohol
Stranger: up to 22% 18years
Stranger: and 20 for 22% – eternal.
Stranger: (60 in other words)
You: Interesting
You: So you can buy beer when you’re 18, but not liquors
Stranger: light liquors.
You: Ah
Stranger: in norway we have this rare drinking culture
Stranger: when we finish school somthing between higschool and college
Stranger: we party for 17days
Stranger: we buy some silly vans, drive around and basically drink.. for 17 days………..
You: sweet
Stranger: and every student has the same clothing
You: That sounds like fun
Stranger: www.google.com -> images -> Russetid
Stranger: Russ is it called
Stranger: its kinda sick
Stranger: in the bigger cities they use millions on their van
Stranger: or BUS as they have there
Stranger: last year one bus had they sound system that metallica is using at their conserts
Stranger: haha
You: Haha
Stranger: youtube TRYVANN (the next biggest party in the world where all the RUSS is together for a day)
Stranger: 1 may to 17 may (the birth of norway)
Stranger: be here.
Stranger: We have this “russeknuter” -> rules.
Stranger: Or … achivements.
Stranger: if you fuck 17 different people in 17 days
Stranger: you get something in your hat
Stranger: a toy car f.ex
Stranger: its 100 achivements.
Stranger: pretty awesome
Stranger: I got none…….yep.. None.
You: That’s too bad
Stranger: na, I had a great time
Stranger: if you fuck in a tree. you have a “russeknute” done
Stranger: its not only sex and drinkings
Stranger: its like go to mcdonalds “Hey I want to order a MAcgYVER”
Stranger: and such lame things to.
Stranger: Its pretty awesome
Stranger: that 17 days
Stranger: But thats 17days..
Stranger: of your lifetime in norway
Stranger: but yeah. teenager drink from their 14 here
Stranger: and drink every weekend
Stranger: I think this country will have a alcoholproblem in a few years
Stranger: and society will have a tiny breakdown.
Stranger: Cool enough, worth it totally.
You: Definitely
You: Better than here, where everyone is so repressed
Stranger: I got many friends that have studied in the US
Stranger: they say its crazy
Stranger: police is driving in streets watching for parties etc.
Stranger: haha
You: Yeah
Stranger: here the police dont bother before the neighbouers complain
Stranger: and then they are like.. “can you keep it down a bit?” like a mom comes into your room when you just got your first guitar
Stranger: and you totally sucks, but you think you rocks.
You: Haha
Stranger: Thats norway.
Stranger: the alcohol is expencive as hell though
You: That sucks
Stranger: about 10$ for a 0,5l beer at the local pub and thats cheap
You: Wow
Stranger: no, beer.
You: There are places here to get about that much for $1
Stranger: okay
Stranger: at the one dollar beer pubs, the chance for meeting a rapist is very big?
You: I don’t really worry about rapists much, but I guess guys don’t really have the same concerns as women
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: FUCKING =%)/!=%!/ RIVER LUCK
Stranger: sorry.
Stranger: not that must rapists in Norway.
Stranger: a shame.
You: A shame there are no rapists?
Stranger: I got some needs.
You: Rape is not nearly as fun as consensual sex, I’m sure
Stranger: I think there can be some funny rapists.
You: Idk, I wouldn’t want to try it
You: 99/100 victims probably wouldn’t think it was funny
Stranger: your probaly right.
Stranger: I need water.
You: Me too
Stranger: awesome
You: Hey, can you do me a huge favor?
Stranger: sure
You: I need you to teach me how to cook something
Stranger: what will something be?
You: Anything you know how to make
Stranger: genre
Stranger: I can cook everything
You: literally anything
You: Just pick your favorite, and walk me through making it
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: Is this thing
Stranger: called Grandiosa
Stranger: You turn on your oven on 225 C
Stranger: wait to the light turns off
Stranger: then you open the grandiosa (that is a pizza)
Stranger: you put in into the oven
Stranger: wait for about.. 12 minuts(thats what I prefer)
Stranger: and you take it out of the oven.
Stranger: Then you cut it into slices.
Stranger: Voilà
Stranger: good food
You: Wait, what?
Stranger: its a frozen pizza..
You: That’s not cooking, that’s heating up a pizza
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: Well, Potatos
Stranger: water
Stranger: make it.. please help with the english word.
You: Boil?
Stranger: It was boil?
Stranger: I was thinking of boil
Stranger: okay
Stranger: you wait to it boil…..s
Stranger: then you put the potatos in it
Stranger: wait about 40minuts
Stranger: while they are boiling
Stranger: you heat up some sauce (pudder and water) ………..
Stranger: I never make my own sauce
You: What is pudder?
Stranger: thats just waste of time.
Stranger: some kind of a powder
Stranger: lets only say powder then
Stranger: that will take about 10minuts.
Stranger: to the sauce its done
Stranger: in here is the magic
Stranger: in the sauce you can heat up what you want in it
Stranger: f.ex
Meatballs
Meatballs
Stranger: brown sauce, meatballs, potatoes.
Stranger: perfect dinner
You: sounds good
You: But i’m confused about the sauce
Stranger: well
Stranger: you can only buy powder
Stranger: then water
Stranger: powder + water = sauce
Stranger: the water needs to boil but this will take about 5minuts
Stranger: then let it boil for 5 minuts
Stranger: when it boils put the ..for example meatballs in it
You: What is the powder called?
Stranger: the powder is the sauce.
Stranger: what sauce brand do you want
Stranger: brand = powder
Stranger: brown,white, fish, tomato
Stranger: eeeeaaaaaaaae
Stranger: I need sum sum more water
You: Ok
Stranger: I got grandiosa
Stranger: and water.
Stranger: im one lucky woman
You: Can’t argue that
You: So the sauce just comes in a packet, and you mix water with it and put meatballs in it?
Stranger: ye
Stranger: p
Stranger: easy as that
You: Ok
You: Sounds good
You: Thank you for your help, I must be going now
Stranger: Have a great christmas
You: I always do
You: You too
Stranger: thanks
You have disconnected.