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Posted in recipes by colin
Sep 07 2009
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I have a sneaking suspicion that this recipe was copy-pasted from somewhere, but that’s ok with me as long as I don’t have to make pesto from parsley and cheddar cheese. It’s probably more expensive to buy the ingredients than to just buy prepared pesto, so we may not try this one out for a while.


You: hey, what’s your favorite recipe?
Stranger: the one for human gumbo
You: human gumbo? hm.
You: i’m learning to cook and was hoping to get a recipe i could use, but i don’t know if i can get my hands on a dead person at the moment
Stranger: oh, bad luck…..maybe pesto sause?
You: does it have people in it?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: just parsley
You: ok, good.
You: just parsley? sounds like… parsley. what makes it pesto?
Stranger: well, you stick it in a food processor with a couple other things that i forget
Stranger: oh \
You: eggs?
Stranger: cheese
Stranger: there’s a little cheese
You: cheese, ok
You: cheddar? provelone?
Stranger: h/o a sec
Stranger: wow, remember how i said it was parsley?
Stranger: apparently i meant basol
Stranger: *basil
You: ok, no parsley
Stranger:
Ingredients

* 2 cups fresh basil leaves, packed
* 1/2 cup freshly grated Parmesan-Reggiano or Romano cheese
* 1/2 cup extra virgin olive oil
* 1/3 cup pine nuts or walnuts
* 3 medium sized garlic cloves, minced
* Salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste

* Special equipment needed: A food processor
Method

1 Combine the basil in with the pine nuts, pulse a few times in a food processor. (If you are using walnuts instead of pine nuts and they are not already chopped, pulse them a few times first, before adding the basil.) Add the garlic, pulse a few times more.

2 Slowly add the olive oil in a constant stream while the food processor is on. Stop to scrape down the sides of the food processor with a rubber spatula. Add the grated cheese and pulse again until blended. Add a pinch of salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste.

Makes 1 cup.

Serve with pasta, or over baked potatoes, or spread over toasted baguette slices.

You: awesome
Stranger: :-)
You: but i’m still curious about that human gumbo
Stranger: are you really?
You: i’ve asked a lot of people for recipes on here, and the closest i’ve come to getting a recipe for people was when someone told me how to cook placenta
You: so yeah, you’ve piqued my interest
Stranger: oh, well i was just being obnoxious with the human gumbo, i do apologize
You: well shoot
You: that’s kind of a disappointment, but you’ve already made up for it with the pesto, so it’s ok i guess
Stranger: you know, there are a bunch of websites where you can get recipies
You: i know
You: but if you ask a person you’re more likely to get a family recipe, or something unique, or just some hilarious answer
You: it’s much more fun this way, trust me
Stranger: haha, now i need to find a question
You: well, i owe you one. fire away!
Stranger: nah, it’s lost its effect, we’re not new to eachother anymore
You: well in that case, i’ll be on my way
Stranger: alrighty, good luck!
You: lots of people to ask for recipes
You: thanks! and, thanks again for the pesto
You: have a good day/night/whatever it is where you are
Stranger: thx, you too!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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