The Fail Page
Welcome to the repository of failed conversations. If you were looking for proof that the human race is a bunch of weirdos, well, congratulations.
Click on the titles to read the full conversation. WARNING: Many of these conversations include subject matter and language that may be inappropriate for some readers. The Internet is a strange place. Proceed with caution.
A lot of people don’t understand how Omegle works.
You: hiStranger: josh?You: whoaYou: how did you know this was josh
Romanian Wayne
You: hiStranger: hello or ciao! :dStranger: i’m wayne btwYou: you have to be kidding meYou: my name is wayne!
This person was just a complete retard.
You: hellooooStranger: Hiiiii <4Stranger: >3Stranger:
Stranger: fail.You: indeed.
This guy seemed nice, pity he was no help.
You: hey heyStranger: hi im paulYou: nice to meet you paulYou: so funnyYou: because that is also my name!
Really guys, this is true.
You: hiStranger: hi. im a manYou: do you know how to cook?Stranger: no i dont
This person likes Neopets, I guess.
Stranger: NEOPETS????You: hiStranger: NEOPETS????Stranger: NEOPETS????Stranger: NEOPETS????
Some people are just extremely uncooperative.
You: hiYou: ahemYou: i said hiYou: it’s your turnStranger: We are anonymous, we don’t have any genderYou: say hi backYou: excuse me but i do have a genderYou: i might not tell you what it isYou: but i definitely have it because i am sitting here playing with it
Don’t give me your email, people. There will be consequences.
You: hiStranger: ******@hotmail.comYou: i’m signing you up for animal porn
…And no, you can’t have my email address either.
You: helloStranger: Geneheheheheheeee… >:DYou: are you a leprechaun?Stranger: GNIHIHIHIHIHI 8DYou: GRANT ME SOME WISHES
Lumberjack Camp
You: hey, you’re not some kinda weirdo are you?Stranger: no i promise i’m notYou: ok goodStranger: though there are a lot of them on hereYou: the last guy wanted to smell my feet, wtfStranger: who says that lolYou: i don’t even have feet since i stepped on that landmine